Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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