i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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