I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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