New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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