i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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