yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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