I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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