We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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