do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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