can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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