the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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