All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
