so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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