too bad you live with your parents still
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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