in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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