His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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