Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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