Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Enjoy the penises
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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