Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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