Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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