dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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