Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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