I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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