I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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