She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Two words: blizzard sex
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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