Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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