There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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