I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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