Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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