I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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