Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Sounds like somebody's getting recruited to Penn State.
You wasted all those condoms. You can't get a juice box pregnant.
Pedo Bear strikes again...
Ironheadpat, lmao
Guess you found a new way to open juice boxes.
Why would you pilfer the recycling bin.
I've done this before only it was with fruit roll ups (the variety pack)
How many children did you steal those juice boxes from??
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