he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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