Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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