Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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