pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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