saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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