Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
