I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I love you.
Bad choice
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