Betty ford says i'm here all night
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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