I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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