I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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