apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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