he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
How external is "for external use only"?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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