I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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