Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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