i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
