so that wasnt chicken after all
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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