You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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