We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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