when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
