When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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