Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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