Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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