The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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