Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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