I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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