Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
