You can't special order awesome
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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